i'm so ugly, but thats okay cause so are you

nopestiel:

_{^{if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct}}

jesuschristvevo:

i try to be nice but then people start saying words

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

princekind:

wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

lustyr:

how do i die without telling my mom

there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache